Yellow skin

After playground:
Mommy: J, wash both of your hands please.. They are so dirty..
Jayden: I washed already, mom.
Mommy: Come here.. Oh no.. Look, it's so dirty.. Your hands are black!
Jayden: It's not black. It's still yellow, mom..
Mommy: (speechless... and I wonder where did he learn about yellow skin)

Growing Up!

I was telling Jayden that he will one day grow as big as Daddy and Mommy, or even bigger and taller than us. Then, he was complaining that he didn't grow big, and I have to explain to him that he will grow big bit by bit, slowly.

After that, we were sharing on a big bowl of dragon fruits. And in between our conversations, this come across:

Mommy: Tomorrow we need to buy more fruits.. This dragon fruit is the last that we have.
Jayden: Buy more fruits? And grow big?
Mommy: Yes.
Jayden: Mommy, you don't eat.. (took the bowl away and put on his lap) I eat first.. I grow big first OK!
Mommy: (Muahahahaha.. I am spechless!!!)

Turn off the dark???

Mommy: Go and refill some water...

Jayden: Okay...

So Jayden got his cup and went into the kitchen.. then he came back and said to me..

Jayden: Dark... It's so dark mommy.. Can you turn off the dark pleaseeeee???
Mommy: (paused... speechless) Turn off the dark? It's turn on the light!!!

Dirty Car

While we were on the way home from Small Apple just now..

Jayden: Mommy go and wash..

Mommy: Huh?? Wash?? Wash what??

Jayden: Mommy go and wash the car.

Mommy: Oh.. you want mommy to go and wash the car? Is it too dirty?

Jayden: Yes.. it is too dirty. Daddy's car not dirty. Mommy's car is too dirty.

Mommy: >_<"